First, the roast.
Upload your bedroom, gaming setup, or home office. Pick Gentle, Savage, or Brutal. Your furniture has had it too easy.
YOUR ROOM. YOUR ROAST LEVEL.
AI room roasts + real-life glow-ups
Your room needs
a reality check.
Let AI roast your space, then help you fix it. Turn one room photo into a laugh, a fresh look, and a shopping plan that respects your budget.
Basic roast: free. Your dignity: not guaranteed.
Sample roast / SavageAI says
“Your gaming setup looks like NASA’s mission control got evicted.”
Illustrative room inspiration. Results will vary.
The CribCheck approach
Roast the room, not the person Your budget sets the direction Inspiration, not construction plans
From chaos to character
A little emotional damage.
A lot of potential.
You don’t need an interior-design vocabulary. Just a photo, a budget, and the ability to take a joke.
Try the $500 glow-up
Big ideas. Small-space energy.
Challenge the AI to rethink your setup with a $500 target. Think better lighting, smarter storage, and fewer impulse buys—not a whole new apartment.
Then, the redemption arc.
Set a budget and explore a fresh direction: cozy, minimalist, Scandinavian, or full-on cyberpunk. See a conceptual glow-up before you commit.
LESS GUESSING. MORE POSSIBILITIES.
Make the moodboard happen.
Get shopping recommendations for your new look, then share your branded before-and-after. The roast gets a laugh. The plan gives you somewhere to start.
FROM SCREENSHOT TO SHOPPING LIST.
Free laughs. Optional upgrades.
Pick your glow-up.
Start with a free basic roast. Pay for redesigns when you’re ready to explore the possibilities.
- Basic AI roast
- Free
- Single AI redesign
- $4.99
- Five redesign credits
- $14.99
- Unlimited redesign plan
- $19.99/month
Unlimited is subject to fair-use limits. Furniture purchases are separate; product prices and availability can change.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
One photo. A fresh perspective.
Give your room
a plot twist.
The laundry chair has had a good run. Let’s see what your space could become.